Username checks out.

Tennessee

Savage.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Not gonna read it. Already wellin’ up just from the headline. I got work to do.

It’s vitally important that everyone know that he knows how to bunt and she doesn’t. Because LOL girls!

CE: Maybe. But he’s onto something

Can someone help me understand how so many people have seemingly forgotten how public restrooms work? I mean, I’m fairly certain I’d remember if as a child a trip to the public loo was a cock-wagging Bacchanal. Besides, how many old white Republican men aren’t diddling pre-teens on the regular that they’re now…

but the man “still had a knife in his hand so nobody wanted to run up.”

Holy shit.

Listen, I’m not big on gossip, being an upstanding member of society and all, but I’m looking at that picture at the top of this page, and there’s no way Kourtney Kardashian’s father is not black. Just sayin’.

This guy just fixed everything that’s wrong with online gaming. Where the fuck was he when I was still playing multiplayer FPS?! :(

Ah, yep.

You mean Jaydyn’s not fully white?! Quelle surprise.

I love you all. I’m going to read these multiple times.

This is fucking beautiful. I love doing this here where I live (Connecticut is not as urban as you may think.)

All of this. Especially this:

Watching that unfold I’m struck by three things:

Somewhat more reasonably, one business owner down the block says that, until recently, “oversized Lego-like blocks” were set up in the store’s front windows, making it look like it was a child-friendly business.