This right here, from Day One. Also, starting talks to revoke the franchise wouldn’t be out of line. NFL should do the same thing.

“Dad, it’s tenacity.” -Hilde, probably.

When is Joe Arpaio going to jail?

Every time I see Michelle Obama all I can think is “move over, Jackie O, you’ve got company now.”

Does the game not start you off with a deadly weapon to handle this?

Literally just finished the pilot. I’m hooked.

When I get home I’m opening a Steam account and buying this game.

Thus, also still not worrying about it, unlike millions of people across the country whose employers offer shit health plans.

What’s funny is that she proudly proclaims “Army Brat” on her Twitter bio, so, assuming Mom or Dad did 20, she’s literally NEVER had to worry about healthcare. We’ve been paying for it her whole life.

Gimme Dick,

Obi-wan as Vader’s kaishakunin. Fuck. Yes. All the feels.

There are people who, oddly enough, brush their teeth in the morning when they get up, and in the evening before going to bed. Crazy, I know, but stay with me for a minute here. What if, when you went to brush your teeth in the morning, again, the first thing a few folks here and there do when they get up, you were…

Dear Nintendo, making it clear that it’s something well out of the norm, please send this kid a new 3DS. Also let him know that he has brought shame on his family and in a different time he would be expected to perform seppuku.

For 20 years my sole reaction to the hype over this game has been “LOL game” and “Fuck that shit,” but this commercial is fucking phenomenal.

There’s Norway he could’ve mixed up the two.

So his response boils down to “I meant to do that.” Seems legit.

I would watch this show.

Disappointing. I would’ve expected this to fall flat so soon after a tragedy like this.

Dear god, that sounds like Gecko45 and his unit would’ve been called in. I feel so bad for those kids.