Grandpa’s about to fuck up someone’s day.

God yes. One of my top 5.

Wait, there’s intact 70mm prints in private collections? WTF?!

Wait, there’s intact 70mm prints in private collections? WTF?!

I mostly agree with you, except that Pepe’s is my absolute last choice since the crust is overcooked, IMHO.

What makes it obviously a woman in the trunk? No chance it’s a male professional cyclist? An Olympic swimmer? A male competitive body sculptor (is that a thing?)

You know, I was wondering what to do with this bag of dicks I’ve had laying around since I moved from New Haven. Here you go, pardner, boner appetit.

And only a clip or two tops.

It is impossible to read a Sir Patrick Stewart quote in anything but his voice, and it’s glorious. I would listen to him reading the ingredient list on a tube of toothpaste.

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Guest staring Chris Meloni’s Rage.

You’ll have to wait until The Blacks™ start naming it in their hippity hop songs.

Nick and Nate Diaz

“a perfect swing and a crushed baseball are good for the soul, no matter who did the crushing”

That’s between the two of them. You don’t get a say.

Man, it is just amazing how quickly and easily a woman can get fired for “sexual harrassment.”

FISI

So wait, are we for or against the wage gap with this one? I’m confused.

So basically, “be happy we let you go, boy, don’t get pushy.”

This is amazing. I love you.