Just chiming in to say that I hope Hannity dies sooner rather than later.

where did you get 100 mil are making min wage? there aren’t even 100 million who are hourly...

God damn good article, HamNo. I am 100% with you on this. Not only have we abandoned unions (who don’t keep up with the economy, as you noted), but we have bought-and-paid-for politicians actively legislating against us. I live in NC, which is a “Right to Work” (Right to Fire) state. If a company gets a mere whiff of…

What about “Gattaca”?

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

No one needs to take him when he is deported via the Sun Cannon™.

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

The Ove’ Glove

Hopefully, Lifehacker will run an article on how to hack these any day now.

Hopefully, Lifehacker will run an article on how to hack these any day now.

But the EMALS!

It’s helpful to state what you’re spoiling when you place a spoiler warning. That’s so that people don’t mistakenly think that it’s a spoiler for the movie that’s currently being discussed (Alien), which they may have already seen many, many times, instead of some random movie (Life) which they may plan on seeing very…

Why would a non Virgin fly Virgin. You wouldn’t.

AH YES THE TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF EVALUATING SOMEONE’S MORAL STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY BY HAVING A 4 YEAR OLD WHO LACKS NUMEROUS COGNITIVE ABILITIES, HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON DETERMINE IF THEY LIKE THE PLAYER

It’d be great to see Celtic vs. The Seattle Sounders or LA Galaxy as well.

or a standardized team with average player stats across the board

To really see how good they are at the game, they ought to be assigned a randomly drafted team 15 minutes before the game. They then have 15 minutes to fiddle around and figure out whom they have before playing.

They should have a tournament where they can only use a team that’s 3 stars maximum. That would be interesting!

Keep coming with the new things I’m enjoying this

Seriously?