This was one of those instances where the most obvious pun was also clearly the best pun.

also we're not pretentious assholes. That's another difference

They only put in the DRM because people pirated their games.

Yes, and you've justified Ubisoft's actions, which in turn hurt customers who actually paid for the game.

Awww...do you need some internet strangers to validate your PS4 purchase, Chachi? Well OK then: Zing! You are validated you angry little snowflake you.

I've had the xbone since launch and literally never had none of these problems. I kinda feel like you've read into small bugs and made out that every owner has experienced them :)

Care to give a reason other than no.

Yeah but you lost your soul because you sold a Gold Ocarina of Time cartridge.

Super double dipping. Purchased once for the 360 – will purchase again for the graphical upgrades and first-person viewpoint.

Yes cause lord knows the almighty Valve just never does anything wrong...And there is nothing wrong with the stranglehold they have on the PC market that stupid people are OK with because every once in a while they get cheap games.....

Complete with terrible on-screen buttons!

They couldn't keep her, she was too hard to animate.

Calm down. No one is "stealing" anything. Rare is owned by Microsoft. Even if Insomniac Games "Kinectifies" something that doesn't mean that it's the end of the world. Just be thankful that there's a new IP out there! And if you think Microsoft is "stealing" everything, get an Xbox!

My wife went to the store for soup soon after I showed her this. Someone call Campbells!

There are not enough polygons to render Tifa!

They're no stranger to delays.

its because they waited until they actually played the game it was meant to be played before rushing a review out lol

I'm going to go there but it needs to be asked: Will heists already be included in these versions of the game? GTAO got stale after a few months and I feel heists could be a saving (or, at least, a fleeting) grace to prolong the multiplayer portion.

Did you play the beta? Asking because it seems as if you haven't played it but have instead watched videos of other people's playthroughs.

Um, no. I like my preorder bonuses. I've gotten some pretty nift little things. You know what else I've gotten? Day 1 purchases no matter what, and really sweet special collector's editions (and those CAN run short, and increase in price).