>Oh my God, fuck off.

So you don’t agree that Morality is a particular system of values and principles of conduct, as held by a specified person or society??

You’re very welcome.

Definition of Morality: Principles concerning the distinction between right and wrong or good and bad behavior. A particular system of values and principles of conduct, especially one held by a specified person or society.

Ha, I’m well aware of what the ‘Moral Majority’ was, but unfortunately your attempt at an inverse reference doesn’t really land - even for people who know what you’re referencing. It just comes off like you’re trying to be ironically self aware lol? The funny part is, your explanation implies that you’re actually a…

At least your name is honest . . . I was going to be annoyed at your callousness and generally crappy point of view, but since you let us all know ahead of time that you’re the ‘Immoral Minority’, I guess I don’t have anything to complain about.

Hmmm. Sounds a bit like Schroedinger’s Diety.

LOL you say so much with so little. So I guess no, we’re not better than that. Fair enough.

Eh, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that a 50 year old woman should be above this. I don’t know why america thinks binge drinking is so freaking cool, but its really not - ESPECIALLY when you no longer have the liver of a 25 year old.

I bet I know why:

Who supplied that picture that goes with the Hootoo Tripmate Titan??

Who supplied that picture that goes with the Hootoo Tripmate Titan??

Out of curiosity, and mostly just to play Devil’s Advocate:

As a fellow southerner I used to share this opinion, that the South = Manners.

Not to be that guy, but why exactly are we discussing this on Lifehacker? I come here for cool and useful stuff. This is neither cool, nor useful. It is potentially mildly entertaining, but if I were looking for quick chuckles I wouldn’t be on Lifehacker...

RIP USB? Seriously? Come on... are we purposefully jumping the shark with hyperbole?

Eh, I think you might be forgetting about the only thing in life more certain than Death or Taxes:

Great article. However, I take issue with some of your overheating rant...

HAHAHA I cannot believe you’re the only person to point this out... And to think, cops used to come to Jalopnik to have cars in videos identified. . .

I hate to, but I think I have to agree with you. The movie reviews have felt . . . off somehow . . ?

Well, he does make his personal tastes central and forefront of his review of the movie... If he wasn’t focused on Hot Fuzz being his all time fav, I’m pretty sure we’d be discussing this movie based on its own merits instead.