There are people whose “other views” entail making queer people second hand citizens and making black people segregated. You can take those delicate “other views” nonsense and stick them up your butthole.

Wow. People really do farm for fun. These games are really not for me.

All this is fair. Gamer snobs are the worst.

What would be the point of the two D-pads?

He struggled to turn it into an essay about himself.

Insert gamer autistic screeching.

I wish the HRC would just create a badge that can be applied to all businesses in windows and on Google/Yelp to just helpfully say “I won’t serve these people.”

At this point I’m just here for Luke’s dog-whistle whine and the nerd rage in the comments for shit like this.

So you’re going to be devoting an extra amount of attention on this game because of Tim’s involvement in this, correct?

This is literally gamified Whisper.

This looks dumb and weird as hell.

He is such fucking trash. His fans are even worse. I hope they all end up with miserable lives.

Go back to your PC, nerd.

This game looks very stressful.

Naw you’re fine. I just like taking the piss out of the worst gamers in the world. It’s fine this game is on Steam. BFD. 

Epic throws a lot of money at the devs for their exclusivity. Like, A LOT. Enough to finish development and guarantee a certain amount of compensation. Does Value do that?

Oh wow, Steam. Guess I won’t buy it because *reasons* and I am a *gamer* and I cannot support platform exclusivity.

This is based off of a pilates ring and is already a very common device. https://www.verywellfit.com/before-you-buy-a-pilates-magic-circle-2704340

Wow you’re so brave with this take. 

Did you see Barry Goodman is now playable?? He is the best part of the game!