I got super baked with my fundie mom and made her watch MST3k and that was the first episode and she almost pissed herself laughing. She works in Immigration so when that scene started, before they showed the aliens in Americana clothes, she was like “is this a fucking swearing in ceremony? What the fuck.” It was a…

The horror of the alien family at the end in the suits in the pink car and their bloated anus faces

I’d be all drunk with her shouting “yass qween” to ghostly Marge while Elizabeth furrows her knowing brow from Buckingham Palace.

I have told friends who make it their MO to be late to everything I just plan for them to not show up or to show up hella late. They get all offended and then they show up late, miss a bunch of shit, and look like an asshole. And at that time they know it.

Yeah, it would seem like cartridges are better, but it’s a weird balancing act. I buy discs for my PS4 so I can locally reinstall the game (as opposed to a digital 108gb download for RDR2). Switch games just tend to be smaller and easier to manage. It’s weird.

Except Switch games tend to be optimized for the smaller platform and don’t need to account for 4K assets...which I will never use on my TV. Smash Bros is 16.8gb, but I still have plenty of space on my 128 micro SD card.

You know what? I wish I could be as self-indulgent as Tyra. Fly your flag, lady!

You’re a hater.

She’s in Season 11

A slight tangent here, but another example of the poison of the male gaze is the duality of the gay underwear brands of Andrew Christian and the soft-fetish wear of Nasty Pig. Both of these brands sell an image of looking like the models (the muscle twink of AC, the hyper-masculine hairy sex god of Nasty Pig), and…

My favorite so far has been the Call Me Mother by RuPaul: https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/comments/9wd7ft/the_new_smash_bros_trailer_but_with_call_me_mother/

Fuck I want to eat this.

Looks like Trump is trying to squash the Mueller investigation before January 3.

This is exactly it. I work in PR. We pay her, Ellen, all those middle class white women friendly proto-influencers a shit ton of money to announce favorite things and giveaways. Many of them have to approve it first, but seriously, tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars are going to this.

Whenever I feel sad with no reason, or that people are being shitty, or that I’m feeling isolated, I do find that reminding myself that it’s temporary is really effective for me. That helps me better understand the moment, and I’m usually ok within a day or two.

I just think it’s weird that there is no Ubi rep right now, not even a Rabbid with a gun like in the game. 

:(

This was admittedly a disappointing Nintendo Direct. Incineroar doesn’t sit right with me, for whatever reason, but Piranha Plant went from WTF to hilarious troll moment for me. Sure Sakurai, I’ll take the weird. We need more weird.

I want to be held by The Rock. If he held me, my heart would race and my asshole would fall out.

He did, and a lot. He was as vicious to Netflix as he was to E!, so I suspect that might have been it.