I use plain Greek yogurt on everything in lieu of sour cream, simply because I think it tastes better. As for the squeeze bottle thing... seems a bit silly, but I guess it makes sense as a marketing move, since I’m thinking most people probably don’t consider using Greek yogurt in this way.

My emotional support snake finds your lack of empathy depressing. On the other hand, the emotional support honey badger doesn’t give a shit.

Karate Kicking Stolen Car Guy isn’t the hero we need, but he is the hero we deserve.

Actually, I may be an old fart, but the plain text web site looks pretty good without all the bloatware craplets.

- Do you know a good GDPR consultant?

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Hardware is the easy part. The software to run the hardware appropriately is the insanely difficult piece, and that is where these companies are struggling. The devil is in the details.

yeah man I once saw a guy get stabbed to death with nothing more than the key to a 1981 Cutlass Brougham and a 9" Bowie knife

Fatty fatty boom boom
needs more room room
can’t get behind the lil red vroom vroom!

You did not want ST in red
You purchased CUV instead

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Snaps for “homosexual breakfast.”

Once again the Lie-beral media has to twist a brutal attack on an America-loving, mom-and-pop organization like the NRA by a vicious restaurant that serves brunch (aka, “Homosexual Breakfast”) into the fault of said organization. This is why Reagan won.

Your comment leaves so many unanswered questions.

Hey now, there are plenty of us chubby bearded guys wearing flannel shirts who are available to model naked with the slogan “I rather go naked than wear fur”.

Why is there no mention of HSAs?!

Most car arguments are stupid anyway

Honestly, what’s wrong with a traditional hospital birth (apart from the costs of course)...

CapitalOne has free online banking as well, and you can still deposit cash and stuff at their branches.