[..]here in Chicago we are charged seven cents per bag if we forget our usable shopping bags at home.

Patty Jenkins didn’t deserve to be nominated for a frickin superhero film, but the absence of a nomination for Greta Gerwig was particularly egregious.

You don’t look for something specific, you fire up Craigslist and find whatever cheap POS fits your bill, has a current smog cert, and doesn’t smell too terrible on the inside. Then beat that hooptie ‘til the wheels fall off.

I love how Bannon has created a total pig fuck of a situation in Alabama for the Senate GOP.

If I were the Dems I would throw Doug Jones a shit ton of money and link every Republican, Senate and otherwise, to Roy Moore.

I’ve seen enough bullshit in the last year to make me think I was pretty damned beyond shock. But that fucking Ziegler quote...it’s been a bit since my jaw for-reals dropped.

I love how much these people love each other. Timothy Simons and Tony Hale did a video for her last round, too, and it’s adorable.

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

Attacking the press is a distraction. Is almost as if Musk were taking a page from the book of the annoying orange  to change the narrative from “largest quarterly loss yet” to “Musk attacks haters and losers®”.

They’ll get on that as soon as they stop giving opiates to everyone.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Typically pipe organs use closed end tubes with a vent slot rather than a pass through. The higher the pressure the louder they get. Since the closed end is setting the period of oscillation, the note should only change if the temperature of the air changes, causing the speed of the pressure wave (AKA Speed of sound)…

but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

My first bike was a SV650, vs my Buddy with his Ninja 600. Big difference in bike. He scared himself off his! My SV, I have it still have it 16 years later. Enough to learn, keep it under 3K and you will not get yourself into trouble, but have fun with. Get better and get it up there and that bike can sing.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

Kenyon Martin, the African-American former basketball player, has Chinese tattoos all over his body.

Protip: Do not just start replacing parts. Use a code reader to find the reason behind the check engine light (or go to an Advance or Autozone and let them use the code reader for you), then research online to what the problem could be. Sometimes a seemingly simple code could be caused by a complex problem.