Fair. How are global numbers doing? Are there countries you don’t consider visiting? Do you fear visiting France or Germany? Or Chicago?

I assume you don’t live in Chicago.. The city is not actually on fire (again)..

Chicago Lincoln Square here. I read an article about a rash of burglaries’ in the hood on DNAInfo last week. Just the title. I’ll go back and read the article, but I hate how that shit makes me feel. Fear-mongering. There’s plenty of national shit to fear, but I know how to live locally. I don’t want someone telling…

Totes agree. The size pretends to make it safer. The ride height makes it more comfortable for people not actually paying attention. The size is similar to a hatchback, if a bit more, and a bit less utilized. But ‘just in case’. Which would be a coherent argument, if rental cars didn’t exist..

Can we just clarify why the ‘white’ label (appropriate as it may be) is so pronounced? Because I’m assuming this isn’t some racist shit, but I’m curious, because it sounds like some racist shit (which, too perfect, amiright?).

I feel like there are important criteria missing from this article. Are we talking about the entire engine, or the center of the engine? Including accessories? Are the turn signals amber (which increases rear weight, due to the fluid required) or red? I’m siding with the drooling Raph and Mike. I hope I can continue…

Nope, not hot. But it is pleasing to the eye, and probably carries 2.3 children. Different markets..

Eggs. Actly.

Sounds like a Lexus to me. But probably well built in a different country, which is probably a huge no. Or that old logo, which kinda has a classic look to it, even if it isn’t British (or maybe, no idea where it’s built).

eff yew all. I need a new friend, and Millennium actually listens! He’s happy, he enjoys the cat sitting on him, and I no longer have to throw the kale in the trash. Everyone is happy, so chill..

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Manspreaders.. I’m sorry, but I have testes. Crushing them between my thighs is not ideal. Do I spread my legs like the bruh in the pic? No. But I try to give space and comfort when I can. I can’t speak for ‘manspreaders’ (ugh), but I’m happy to give up the seat next to me, or even my own seat, if politely (or for the…

It’s a damn shame the only jobs available are in San Diego. Thanks, Trump..

If we’re honest, Hertz can probably get a bigger immediate profit from insurance claims over actual rentals these days..

Lola needs to eat a fucking burger. Swing by Bad Apple in Chicago. Or do some deep dish pizza. But seriously. Put on a few pounds, then do some burpees. Muscles are hawt.

I will miss my aardvark friends. I will also miss my human friends. Maybe a little bit more so. But we need to live in the suburbs and commute 30 miles to work. There’s no alternative. Zero. We can’t live near work, or take public transit. So goodbye, dear aardvark friend. We tried.. /s

Totes agree. Volt is the epitome of what we need today. Model 3? I’m happy to see it, the Bolt, and all their competitors release models now, to decrease the time of adoption. And this is coming from a Mustang owner. The future is electric, be it lithium, hydrogen, or some undiscovered solution. But we need time for…

6wd is very underrated..

Mr. Trump. I would recommend extending a visa option to this young woman. I don’t always enjoy people wearing whatever they want, but that should be a right. A very brief wiki search suggests you have no hotels there, thus nothing to lose.

Equality! Way to go, Uber...................