nah, man, you gotta shake up the ESTABLISHMENT. can’t have some fuggin’ DOCTOR tellin’ you what to do - they’ve been tellin’ us what to do for YEARS with our bodies and see where it’s gotten it us? fuckin’ nowhere. all the speedruns have hit their limits, my dude. you want to break the 40 minute barrier on pokemon…

Now I understand why everyone was so afraid of Big Worm.

So 2 of 10 “clever uses for WD-40 that don’t involve lubricating” actually involve lubricating?

Because Nintendo artificially stifles supply to raise the demand of their product. It is an extremely shady business practice that they have continuosly done throughout the years. They did it with the Wii U, Amiibos, and the Nintendo Classic. Personally I am really sick of Nintendo’s bullshit doing this and if this is…

Agreed. Started out super interested, but some early impressions have left me thinking that while it looks fun, I don’t want to be on the front line of this one.

Get ready to be assaulted by a hoard of nintendo fanboys.

Seriously. I’m not seeing much reason to be an early adopter on this.

Ugh, I’ve gone from desperately searching for a pre-order to grab, to planning on waiting a solid six months before buying.

Would have been even more amazing had he set his mind on being a brain surgeon.

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

I don’t watch his show often enough I guess, but how is Bill Maher a racist? Anti-religious sure, but who is he racist towards specifically?

Why Nintendo refuses to publish compilations of NES, SNES, N64 and GameCube games is beyond me. They would print money and make their consoles great again.

Its not until you realize he admires authoritarian dictators (dicktater?) that you realize the leadership he is looking to impose. 45 has already done enough damage in 3 weeks to equal 3 years for most other presidents.

Nintendo and has solidified my theory that they are a company full of brilliant artists, designers and technicians that, at some point, got infiltrated by a mob of brain-damaged, glue-eating lemurs that somehow got entrusted with 50% of the company’s decision making.

I love going shopping. Always a great choice between the 3 shirts in the store that fit me.

Focusing on gimmicky shit w/ the controllers - again.
Super Mario not being a launch title.
An apparent complete and utter lack of any worthwhile launch titles other than Zelda.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

Same here! I hated the Wii motion controls (too floaty and inaccurate) and nothing on the Wii U really struck me as making it worth owning.

When does he make fun of gamers? He makes fun of himself. This weird persecution complex among some gamers is so 1994.

This article is condescending and salty.