She wanted to love him, but just couldn’t. Sad man. Very sad.

Womp Up Cancer, Jessica

I still believe it, they just didn’t have the receipts.

WAHHHHHHHHH dating is hard and why am I so bad at it and what secrets do the wonderful women of Jezebel have to bestow upon me and when will I stop putting my foot and my mouth and aboohoohoohoo. Feel bad for me, the straight white male living in New York who is chronically single!

I tried to find a .gif of the Wisconsin Badger falling through the ceiling tiles back at Cece’s called-off wedding but failed. That cracks me up every damn time and I can’t really say why, just that the badger falls in a really hilarious way.

Is it just me or does gossip seem particularly lifeless post-inauguration? I just don’t give a shit about any of this stuff. Has Trump really drained my joy that much?

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

Kitty #1: I can do nothing without her. NOTHING. And she follows around one of the kids bitching about his body odor constantly. She sniffs loudly and then yelled at him.

I was just saying exactly this to a family member. I feel like this Klanministration is turning me into one of them - only caring about myself and my family.

This isn’t true, but it feels true. And I for sure do not give even a fraction of a fuck for anyone who voted for him.

Some idiot already pulled you out of the greys so let me say from all of us

I can’t believe the American public is so willfully ignorant, hateful or stupid that they would pick Donald Trump or not voting versus anyone that the Democrats would run.

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

I would watch it if Susan Sarandon wasn’t in it. She and her thirsty daughter need to go away and never come back.

Fuuccckkkkkkkkk Susan Sarandon.