Someone with Twitter please, please appeal to Alec, Daniel, and Billy to gang up on Stephen and give him ALL of the purple nurples and pink bellies.

“a diamond bracelet for $128.98”

“It’s really hard for a lot of conservative women to contemplate the idea of feminism because it’s been so owned by liberal democrats pushing very progressive policy ideas,”

Of course he’s going to sue them. That’s what he does to anyone who speaks up about his behavior. Contractor makes inquiry about late payment? Don’t pay them! Just threaten a lawsuit. Shuts them right up.

He’s wrong and so are you.

Guess Chad Michael Murray on Agent Carter as the misogynistic-but-theoretically-not-as-bad-as-he-could-have-been character was perfect casting.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

My wife and I about broke our necks whipping around to look at each other when that happened, and I actually said “SHADE!!!” out loud, even though she doesn’t know what that is. She’s not as hip with the youngsters and their hepcat lingo as I am.

Twitter taught me rich people don’t have to miss sunsets.

Thats it 2016, I’m done playing. My mom is coming to pick me up.

I had a cat who loooooved the devil’s lettuce. He would hear the rustle of papers and baggies and come a-trotting in for some fishbowl. Sometimes if he was late to the party he would jump up on the table and fucking HOWL in the way only Siamese cats seem especially capable of. Once he got his share he’d tuck into a…

Well, I would be angry too if I were being forced to apologize for the first time in my professional life.

Elephantshoe & I have decided that it’s Tiffany.

“Trumplogic” : “Please ignore these things that happened ten years ago, that’s not the person I am and I’m sorry. Instead, I implore you to focus on the things this person tangentially related to my opponent did twenty years ago, as it is 100% indicative of the character of an entirely different person.”

The thing is, his supporters would REJOICE if he called her a cunt. He’d probably get a 10 point bump. It’s complete bizzarro world.

Have we ever seen his school transcripts?