All I know is I will NOT be voting for Bill Clinton this November.

“I’ll rescue you my pretty. And your little dog, too!”

I didn’t hear it as an order. Which she couldn’t enforce, anyway. It was more like a prayer.

So glad she’s OK. It is terrifying how fast that car sank. I keep two of these in my car (one for a passenger) and often roll down the windows over bridges for this very reason. Once the electrical system goes...

A time without terminal illness? Yes. That would be great.

I can’t blame anyone for being upset about losing their hair since it’s like holding up a big sign that says "I HAVE CANCER!!!!" for everyone to see, and then you have to deal with people's reactions and some people are just awful

This is a beautiful and touching story. But I also want to see the transcript of this wedding, because you know he said some very Uncle Joe-ish stuff.

I don’t care what anyone else says, Charmed was better when she was in it. I wish her well.

Ugh, it’s killing me while watching Mindy Project. She can’t really smile, because her top lip is like a ham roll attached to her face. And she has fillers, too. It’s all very grim.

Mindy looks...different?

I have been looking for a reason to use this today.

What is with moms. Mine will say the same kind of thing. Even though we have the same views on policy, she nitpicks women in a way she never does to a man.

Because not only do I not want to raise a child, I don’t want to be pregnant and I don’t want to give birth. It really is that simple.

For the millionth time, anti-choice people: If you don’t agree with abortion, don’t have one. Period. And stop condescending to women, telling us that none of us would have abortions if we just had enough support and money to raise a child. If I got pregnant right now, I would abort. If I got pregnant after winning…