I live for your question. The answer is yes. You are as unique as you've been told.

Seriously. Can we ALL start calling out non-apologies? Because this is a fucking epidemic.

Man, the endorphin rush that comes with reading such a righteously furious and intelligent post like this is wonderful.

I feel like I have to say this every time a gay white man does something racist and/or sexist.

Unless your are willing to spend from two to four hours a day practicing practical shooting technique, do not carry a firearm.

I thought it was Naya Rivera.

Yeah, I honestly just . . . what’s the appeal to Jeremy Renner? Is there any? I hear about him enough to make me think someone must care about him but I have no other evidence that anyone does.

I wonder if Taylor Swift has tried to get Emma Watson into her blonde, white lady club and Emma Watson is all, “I was Hermione, bitch, recognize your superiors.” That’s how I’m going to pretend it went down.

Laura Prepon was cute until I found out she was stupid.

TOM HANKS

He was really great but that’s not surprising because Stern is probably the best interviewer of all time. Well, him and Bob Simon (RIP!). Bababooey! Fafafooey! etc. etc. Seriously though, he’s fucking amazing. Not the same Stern from my college years when he was having porn stars ride Sybians. There’s still some smut…

Why are many of us grey? It’s so frustrating.

Or more men could learn some self control and behave professionally around female colleagues. Of course, I remember you as the guy who thinks that girls oppress boys and keep them from learning in school by distracting them with shoulder skin. So it doesn't surprise me that you think a man is displaying integrity by…

If sharing a breakfast burrito with a female colleague endangers a man’s marriage, it’s probably already too late for couple’s counseling. I hope his hypothetical wife leaves him for a man who is capable of basic monogamy.

Many times I have to travel with a male coworker, I am young and cute (and married). I know that at least 2 of them have lied to their wives about who they were traveling with. I don’t really give a crap how they maintain their personal shit and don’t take offense. However, if they made a big stink in the office about…

Uh, there’s something horrifically evil about putting the blame on “things that tempt you” for things you do that result in damaging your own marriage.

Instead,

Him and Chris Brown and Sean Penn and Terrence Howard and about a hundred other vile douchelords currently enjoying fame and wealth. How any of them have careers utterly fucking befuddles me.