I can't really go on jez at home because I have a touch screen and my cat's always trying to attack my avatar gif in the upper right corner.

Oh dear, am I not feminist enough to be part of your club? Does taking autonomy of my body and my sex somehow offend you? Do you wish I'd just sit down, shut up and stop disagreeing with you, since you know what's best for me and the rest of us deluded, dirty whores?

Please, everybody, just ignore this idiot. He's really trying super hard.

Preach it!

I'm down with pretty much anybody who doesn't use autotune at this point.

Best Gif Ever? Best Gif Ever.

On one hand, I wasn't super psyched about how this show is basically the exact same thing as 30 Rock.

Scrunchies are the best and save my hair from breakage. I long for the day I reach wearing-scrunchie-in-public level of DGAF.

Kara, I love Tweet Beat, but can you please stop including tweets from awful conservative nutjob Pat Sajak?

yall imma ugly cry so hard when i watch this

As an adopted kid, I hate the adoption argument SO MUCH! Like, way to diminish the actual sacrifice and (sadly, lifelong) suffering and guilt that she went through in order to bring me into the world.

I had a conversation with a conservative member of my family many moons ago where he told me (upon finding out that I regularly contribute money to Planned Parenthood, which I told him proudly) that my feelings on abortion would drastically change when I got pregnant.

Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

OK I agree it was way too long, but that celebrity Jeopardy redux was hilarious. I was still giggling about Le Tits Now this morning.

I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.

i stand by it. anyone that ignorant fucks goats.