Nothing strikes fear more than "the Orange." Bring back The Saltine Warrior!

What, no "you dead, dawg!" voice mail this time?

Something tells me he could kick the ass of over 50% of Skidmore guys right now.

This story proves that even 7 year olds can look like douche bags. Either that or he's a huge Rancid fan, but I'm going with d-bag.

Can anyone really enjoy the college experience at a NESCAC school? Also, transferring to college in New England gave you the resources to create Tommy from Quincy, and for that I thank you.

Little known fact: Harry Baals had a wife named Ophelia.

Don't fuck with The Jimmer

Good call.

Good call.

Goldfinger does a pretty good cover of 99 Luftballoons.

@NordoftheBlings: Not too bad for an upstate NY kid. I'd root for him more if his name wasn't Jimmer

Great story, but I need to go gorge my-self to an early death by eating cheese and other poisons.

I am shocked and a little disappointed no one from here has commented on that HuffPo post.

@Matt_T: Haven't seen you here in a while. Welcome back.

Also, I'd be willing to bet that comments about conservatives on HuffPo posts are also lacking in humanity.

Oh, the fading humanity!

Once again Deadspin is way ahead of the curve.

Vince Wilfork as Jabba the Hut

Simmons has pictures to prove it.

Seriously, where the fuck are Max and Ruby's parents? Are they dead? I need to know!