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It takes guts and integrity to admit what you did. Kudos. And dispite all their reasons, GM shouldn’t be taking out their frustration on you or jalopnik. If they aren’t able to keep secrets it’s ultimately their own damn fault. How can TOP GEAR keep the identity of the stig a secret for nearly a decade but a

Hey Dick, sorry to highjack the discussion but I was looking for a convenient way to reach you because I have a question:

Hey Travis, mind hooking me up with a blank canvas of that review infographic? I would love it for my Jetskilopnik/RoosterTail/whateverillendupcallingit Personal Watercraft articles/reviews gig I’m trying to setup in OppositeLock!

That reminds me of the horror stories my friend has been havkng with a Dilawri Hyundai dealership in our town. She owns a 2012 Hyundai Elantra that currently has less than 60k miles on the clock. First was the time they wanted to charge her for an Injector cleaning. Which is bullshit. Let me do a few full throttle

That last sentance was pure gold!

Life’s good now!

Funny. In June The 10 ear highschool reunion for my class is happening. And I’m not even going. Highschool was utter shit for me. None of them are my friends. So why bother?

I could have told you that about millenials myself. I have a Mustang, had a honda fit as a secondary car that I traded for a Mazda3 so two cars. Heck I also am on my second PWC after I traded in the first. All my friends have newish cars. The industry pundits were on crack.

World record for a personal watercraft is 112mph which, if I recall correctly, is based off the old Yamaha GPR hull with a reworked BRP Rotax inline 3 engine, turbocharged to make over 700hp. Which is obscene!

Deal. Don't say I didn't warn you though hahaha

Okay fine. Next time I go drag racing or ride my personal watercraft I'll put a "driver" cam. Warning, I'm ugly and chubby and make stupid faces when concentrating.

Well, at least toyota will now have TWO fun products in it’s portfolio!

Though even if the scion sells more, mazda is still making some good bank since they own the platform.

2.0 in this case. I’m just shocked I get such good numbers because of how un-economically I drive the poor thing.

I like how the entire dash and steering wheel are essentially all from the Mazda parts bin but re-branded as scion. It’s the exact same gauge cluster and steering wheel down to the patterns and materials found in my 2014 Mazda3. The only difference is the Scion Badge. But then, that’s a good thing because I fucking

Except not letting the flame front touch the piston is exactly what mazda claims in their technical documentation. But nice try.

For 50 grand or nearly 3x the price of a flagship jetski though. CP

Yep. That's the saving grace. Of anything mechanical/suspension breaks I can just get a better aftermarket part that will perform better and last longer for a similar price. So I deal with the issues haha.

Oh for sure. But listing all the possible combos would have taken forever haha.

You can get a brand new entry-level jetski (or personal watercraft as they are called) with 60-90hp (seadoo spark) with a lot less weight for much less than the asking price. Or, if you want something bigger, BRP will sell you a sea-doo gts with 130hp that can seat two and haul a lot more ass than this monstrosity. If