I'd like to go on record here: I fully support domestic violets. If you don't like it, you can take your other 63 crayons and just get the hell out.

Why are her boobs on her shoulders?

It is interesting you say this regarding that Pats fans do this, when I think we can all agree fan bases do this to an extent. Just because the minority on twitter speak out against a player, doesn't mean the whole fan base thinks this. Pretty much common sense.

Some sort of expensive hipster cereal you've never heard of. Comes with a free pair of horn-rimmed glasses.

"Not bad, bro. I'd totally hit that."

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

ESPN: [sits down at negotiating table with Whitlock]

Their biggest crime is how bad the ad is. Could you not at least hold voice over auditions, guys?

I have zero pity for any of these assholes who feel compelled to run onto the field and disrupt the game. Just shut up and accept your ass-kicking as part of the whole package. If you're a spectator to the process, the stomping at the end is simply the conclusion to the evenings sideshow.