UnfriendlyMoose
UnfriendlyMoose
UnfriendlyMoose

We’ll maintained threw out its life.

In General, that poor guy is not having a Goodyear.

I call shenanigans on that edit. I can spot a Crown Vic out of my peripheral vision in my rear view mirror at night in the fog with its lights off from about a mile. Maybe two.

I CANT believe that you Jalops haven’t already come up with this. The lines of the SAAB 99/900/9-3. Epic, classic lines.

You might not know if it’s a 245, V70, or 850, but you damn well know it’s a Volvo.

Done.

Next question.

I want one, I hope it comes to the US. I don’t want a bike that looks like what my father would ride. Motorcycles have leaned too retro for a while now I think. Plus this finally has all the modern toys like LED headlights and cruise. I wonder if they will make an M version with electronically adjustable suspension.

US Government, please let them implement a fix before you gut the company and run it out of the country.

Sincerely, someone who doesn’t want to have to pay for whatever modifications are necessary to remain legal.

...because your job is *selling* cars, not *driving* them...

WTF? There are CHEVYS from the 1980s in here and not a single RWD Volvo from 1990-95? Those are among the most reliable, unbreakable, you-only-have-to-change-the-timing-belt-one-time-in-its-lifetime-and-nothing-else cars. They’re ludicrously reliable. You can drive a redblock powered Volvo through the damn apocalypse

I mean.

Wait, is it 10K or 15K?

Have you been to the eye doctor lately? You might want to consider getting a checkup.

“Where in the World is Liam Neeson’s Daughter?”

Taken.

That’s where.

...I’ll see myself out.

Boom. Even cheaper...

I thought he was just replacing a light bulb.

Best thing I ever bought my cat was a cardboard tank. She loves it because it’s essentially just a box, and I get to enjoy watching her dumb little face pop out of it.

I'm torn