Here's an excerpt from the scouting report. And, I'll admit, it does contain a fair amount of racial coding:

Fuck you Deadspin. Who are you to mock the lifelong tradition and heritage of white men to be racially insensitive? Blackface is a time-honored tradition going all the way back to the good ol' days of 19th century, when things were better. 83% of black people have no problem with blackface. Stupid libturds getting…

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

Are you talking about Shaw? Because this is a different guy. Or do all USC football players look the same to you?

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

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2/10. Needs more CAPS LOCK.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

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I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

+1 salmon

Well, yeah, I can see her point. Most Pisces relationships end up with the male showing up for a brief period of time to fertilize the eggs and then either dying or getting eaten by grizzly bears. Glad things worked out though.

As a grown-ass woman, I would leave my vibrator out in full view WAY before I would have a stuffed animal decorating my bed.

I'm tired of all of his Samsung commercials. I do not ever want to hear a middle aged white guy saying "Bronbron" ever.

So...a woman finds pregnancy to be a positive experience and has waived the surrogacy fee to give three children to families that want to adopt, and we're going ewwww?

Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.