Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

Jaden should consider going to Milford Academy.

Laverne Cox is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

I have a life-sized Frasier Crane in a custom-printed straitjacket. It was a promotional item at the TV station I worked for. Yeah, it's not exactly prime geek cred, but it's a hell of a conversation starter.

This looks ghetto as fuck.

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

...in the conservatory with the candlestick.

I think what really also needs to be said is that the body in a lot of these "Strong is the new skinny!" Pinterest posts or attached to this article is often not more achievable OR healthier for people than the stick-thin ideal that we're trying to banish. People's bodies develop differently, put on muscle…

I swear, we black women are just the brunt of every joke. The bottom of the barrel. We are whores and mammy's. Fat, ugly and snappy. It's bad enough that the world seems fine in believing this but it sucks that black men jump on the bandwagon to perpetuate it. This is just sad. My ancestors lived a life that you can't…

Honest-to-god conversation with my husband in Ulta:

Nope. Pretty white girl is what gets them in the door, still.

Ugggh white kids.

As someone who is a fantastic consumer and is well aware how much she dicked over her own finances via spending, I get where you are coming from.

Are you also the type of person that gets upset when poor people buy from Arby's when its cheaper to eat Ramen, or when a homeless person has a cell phone?

Yeah, no. Not all millennials are the same. Even if they are buying bejeweled iPhone cases, I highly doubt that would add up to $50,000 or rent in NYC.

Sometimes I tell people, "Cigarettes, cocaine and Diet Coke, like every other sensible and self-respecting woman."

Grumpy cat says:

They meet: Uh, oh - Leathery Weiner
They hook up: Leathered Weiner
He leaves: Nether Weiner
Fruit of the Union: Weenie Leather

Do you think she spent all of her spare type writing their names together in her notebook, dreaming of when they could be together?

I recently went to get my daughter's hair cut and I brought out a magazine and asked her to pick how she wanted her hair.