Don't you worry, MadPiglet. In a few years he'll be saying with a sigh, "I used to piss in these."

Whoa! 50 Cent! You jackass! Fuck you!

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

Someone actually explained that very thing to me on Jez the other day. I dismissed it, because FUCK YOU NO, but she spend quite a lot of time earnestly explaining that white men voting for white men is the result of an actual understanding of the issues, but women voting for women or people of color voting for people…

Honest question: do you feel that the Catholic nun's habit a symbol of oppression? Or a minister or priest's collar, or kippah/yarmulke? A Hasidic Jewish woman's hair coverings? Religiously obligatory beard-growing and hijabs on Muslim men?

If you put this under a UV light you can read his special "FUCK YOU, GOT MINE" tattoo

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Because people are stil racist, and legacies are usually white. Also, there are some of us that hate legacies.

I'd like to thank Justin Bieber for wearing a Boston Bruins cap last week and cursing them, by the way.

One big limitation to all this is that Italy isn't actually a multi-cultural country, in that immigrants have to integrate (i.e. adopt the local customs, become Italian in habit and spirit) in order to be considered part of society. Those who hang on to their culture of origin tend to live in closed communities and…

I don't wanna gender-police here, but um...isn't that a Penis Woman and Vagina Man? (Which, personally, I think is even radder than the other way around.)

We'll know that we've reached true equality when gays and lesbians feel free to approach their wedding with the same vulgar sense of entitlement and ingratitude that straight people have.

Authentic pantaloons are all crotchless. Women's underwear didn't start having a gusset until QUITE late in fashion terms. They were wearing so much on top that they didn't need to fiddle with pulling down/pulling up clothing when having a wee, they just had to pull everything in the pantaloon region aside and aim.

"Feminist women and men will try to ban or burn this book!"

From what I understand, late-term abortions generally happen for one of two reasons:

1) The person couldn't get one earlier (due to money, distance, etc.)

2) The pregnancy is found to be medically futile (that is, it will result in a miscarriage, stillbirth, or infant that will live for only a very short, painful time)

It takes one to know one?

Marc Jacobs: Also 5'9".

I will never for the life of me understand why people think that "mental illness trolling" is an actual thing that people actually do. In a society that stigmatizes mentally ill people as badly as we do, people don't just have fake breakdowns for Twitter followers and The Lulz. Stop being so damn cynical. Actual…