As a Newcastle fan, I feel especially fucked. Just back in the EPL after a year in the wilderness, and thought I’d finally be able to watch them every week again as the reward. Instead it will be back to shitty pirating again most of the time.

Way back when, I worked at a grocery store. We had a greeter who was your typical 80-something year old retiree. He drove a Z06 convertible every day. Even the dead of winter. One day when we got over a foot of snow, I saw him drive that damn Z06 like it was the middle of summer. Still makes me smile to this day.

I did not include the fact that he scream-shouted it twice, and the second time, the lyrics were about his genitals.

$1.30 a pound. You can’t even get deli bologna for that price. Oscar Meyer on sale maybe. Neither one will be this yellow either. NP because sandwich math.

Being trapped in Phoenix sounds like a nightmare even when it’s not 120 fucking degrees.

The 3 most important words in this piece: “completely privately funded”.

Isn’t it a little early for a Richard Hammond memorial? I mean, he isn’t even dead....yet.

(I give it 5 years or 2 more crashes, whichever comes first)

I almost aspirated my coffee!

Elmer Fudd has hunted one down for you!

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Or maybe Mario Andretti? Three-time USAC champion? 1978 F1 champion? Maybe?

Um, Jacques Villeneuve ring a bell? 1995 IndyCar World Series Champion, 1996 F1 Runner-up, 1997 F1 Champion? Just a tinkle?

Good riddance, traitor.

CP! I’m afraid the current owner has been sniffing Cummin’s diesel fumes for too long. It’s an old, scratched up Ford with a patina covering of old dirt. On top of that he has turned it into a “Forge” with that transplanted motor and transmission. To top it off he wants an unworldly $8750 for it.

Speaking for the black comnunity, “fuck you, dude”.

Velour and a Trans Am? That solidly ticks the mid to late nineties white people customizing scene sadly.

I had an unhealthy obsession with the 93 IROC RT Dodge Daytona back in the day. Still chasing one if I see clean ones pop up.

Fits Alfa Romeo, Ducati, Ferrari, Fiat, Lamborghini and Yugo.

A Mustang...being chased by a Wrangler....

The design of that tractor immediately made me think of this: