Being that Mercedes is a German company, I can almost see this conversation happening:

1. Alfa Busso V6

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.

Ask Ransom Olds why he named it Oldsmobile.

It’s a fuck-tonne smarter than letting everyone use guns, that’s for sure. I’m not even joking. You know how hard it is to wake up in the night and accidentally thrust someone to death with a rapier because you thought your boyfriend was a robber? You know how really, really hard it is to have your sword ‘go off’ when…

Can’t. Hear. You. Over. My. Sound. Of. Freedom.

Q: Which car built for gravel is the best?
A: A rental car.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Okay, I gave this car a “Nice Price” vote, but only for one reason...this is the perfect car for a 24 Hours of Lemons ride. They’re asking $900. I bet the first guy that showed up with $500 could drag it off and they’d be thrilled. That’d still leave you with $1116-1616 to get some form of brakes and suspension,…

LAM Wasp?

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

Well yeah, I remember when everyone drove an MT car with no passive safety features and there were fewer road fatalities...

(Carter administration)

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

This strikes me as putting the cart before the horse.

(and isn’t it “lily white”?)

So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.

Show me a car with 200k+ miles that never has to replace a serpentine belt or other wear items. My Jeeps were the most reliable vehicles ive ever owned. They also happened to be old and lived a tough life on the trails. In fact, the least reliable vehicles I’ve owned were distinctly not American:

nope. Nothing compares to my 1998 Lumina - GM said it’s better than the camarey and i have 2 agree since my car still runs great when all those camreys rust out LOL.