All BMWs. I live in a place where these things are still status symbols, despite 900 year financing making them available to anyone who prefers a decent car to a decent apartment. And in this locale, everyone drives them the same way: as if they are in Ronin after stealing Robert DeNiro’s slice of pizza. It doesn’t…

Same thing with my father, but I’m white. They went out of their way to raise me in the style of an old lefty, after Vietnam my dad wanted me to be a pacifist, my mom was literally a blown head gasket on a 318 away from Woodstock. But I fell in love with black girl, 9/11, Obama, and now this. He stalks me on Facebook.…

I thought they had let Brett Ratner remake “Young Frankenstein”!

Except if they had a modicum of checks, it’s likely that two unhinged bastards might have had a bit harder time getting a gun.

Aw, I’m sorry people’s predispositions scare you so much. It must be painful to live in fear...

Really, the abortion joke gets the much needed slamming but the transphobic one is all “that’s cool.”. Really, people as a whole need to fuck off.

I hate when the big one strikes at the superspeedway...

Good advice, sir. SMART’s cars are not heavy enough to have tire wear. I see why you write for teh Jalopniks.

As a Californian, I’m tired of Toyota screwing over this state. Never again will I set foot in one. Let’s see what Honda’s doing...

“We’re not having this discussion...” is just the lead in to “I don’t know how to have any empathy because it never has effected me personally.” The irony is at the end, where you claim “people” don’t know how to hold conversations with other people.

Lord of the Rings Online

I’m pretty sure he didn’t ask for a Dodge Minivan.

In related news, with the addition of actual traffic control on site, average speed on the 405 increased to 12 MPH.

Lane splitting when traffic is low, or slow I don’t have a problem with. If you’re speeding while lane splitting, you kinda deserve to become road chow in karma-riffic accident.

VW wouldn’t let them use it for the New Transformers because he was a fighter, one of the good guys, then do a commercial where a little kid dresses up as Hitler... I mean Darth Vader.

There’s a reason UPS is pronounced “Oops.” around here.

All it needed was the factory faceted rims and this would have been PERFECT. Awesome car.

The answer to every question is always “Transit”

What happens in Florida, stays on social media.

The fact no one bought a Ford Transit / Transit Connect means you all failed.