So if this is the most boring thing ever, wtf are you bothering posting about it? Why waste your time and your reader's?

I don't get it

I'm Canadian, and all of my black friends like hockey. They prefer basketball, usually, but they like hockey, and are knowledgeable.

the 20 clock worked very well in independent league baseball

He deserves a raise, and not just the one in his pants

Hokem? Damn near killed 'em

but how does Ray Rice fit into this?

I don't care about this anymore. Move on to something entertaining

you're fumbling dumb

Thanks Captain Obvious

I can't help falling in list with you

We get it, deadspin, you don't like the guy. With good reason. That said, the only thing that will remove him from his perch is a massive drop in revenues, and that's not happening anytime soon.

Something is very rotten here, and for once it's not my feet

this isn't going to effect ticket or merchandise sales or values of the league or teams, so he really didn't. This is a non issue until fans actively vote with their wallets that this topic is important to them, and that will not happen anytime soon

Tyson's babysitter didn't do a very good job of controlling him. I was also really hoping the host he was swearing at was Strombo

Here's the problem; the league can be as morally ambiguous as it wants, because the fans don't really care. I really don't think the vast majority of fans would stop going to games or buying merchandise if nothing else had been done. I don't watch the NFL much or but merchandise, just stating that so no one can paint…

I wouldn't be surprised if he beats his own spouse. I'm not saying he does, but he seems awfully permissive of it. Also, there's no doubt in my mind that there are many spouses being abused in the NFL, it's just not done in front of cameras.

that woman sounds like a miserable bitch. I love how he ended it "I gotta go make more money than you bye"

does he write for deadspin or something?

No, I've never heard of this person. I'll assume it's a writer