UggTheCaveman
Ugg the Caveman
UggTheCaveman

What do you know. These are all movies Ugg consider bad as it is. Let's be honest though, a bad sci-fi list not complete without Star Wars I-III.

No words. Freaking artistic perfection.

Smart foam at first scary, but then very delicious to sleep in. Poke with spear couple of times, surprisingly wine did not fall.

yes thank you, could not remember name. Funny too, since it not that hard.

"Invasion of the Property Snatchers"

Ugg love Y the Last Man. But this graphic novel better have very funny and dramatic animal sidekick that makes Ugg cry like little bitch near the end.

It CAN get old, but Ugg learn to live with it. Ugg live in south, have to hear about it every day too haha, just played along with it and now its more of a joke than it was before. Ugg make self-hating jokes so much, now I get to make asian jokes and black jokes against black friends. Nice trade off, we all laugh.

Can same be said about that really old movie about bed that kills people? Could that represent our fear of sleeping too much and not waking up?

Ugg apologizing in same sense that you apologize to non-christian person when you say merry christmas and they get all uppity.

Who this Madonna you speak of? Is she like Lady Gaga?

Can't hear Big Bad Wolf without imagining men with another head in place of penis.

Ugg have seen all Community and if it considered meta and hipster by some, not by Ugg. Love community with all my heart.

Nope. Texas.

How recent this other Ugg the Caveman? Surprised somebody impersonating Ugg.

Oh no it did not make up for the meta humor. But then Ugg hears lines such as

Ugg was prepared to write movie off as another meta-humor hipster fest. One of few times Ugg could ignore this was with Rubber. But that mainly because movie about killer wheel is too awesome for words.

Commander Tripps have no idea.

forget Ugg's favorite moon.

Fair enough. Vagueness of joke and internet not work in favor. Hispanic jokes work better irl when audience can see Ugg hispanic cavehombre.