Ugg very creative when drunk. Ugg can come up with extremely eloquent bullshit to appear interested in story of "first time I drink I so drunk, oh em gee" from female.

Ugg hear good joke. Two zebras discussing whether they black with white stripes or white with black stripes. They not agree, argue for many days. Then one day, Zebra comes running to friend and tells him he has figured it out. Zebra argue they black with white stripes.

Ugg can't control.... self...

Ugg like shorts by Adventure Time creator. Nice to see they getting recognition after a lot of years. Cannot wait to watch show, as long as it have cheesy space lines. And sassy robot butler.

Ugg suggest picture of donkey lady in Sex and the City. Kill any sexual desire instantly.

Ugg get back of someone else and force them to swim.

That shark eating other shark.

Ugg hope true.

Ugg think Ridley Scott one of few old sci-fi directors not churning out crap. Prometheus looks promising

Ugg only remotely considering movie, emphasis on considering, because of Bruce Willis.

Ugg also think Drive follows this category. Not 100% proof or speculation, but likely.

Ugh

That lady too hot and happy to be in online dating site.

Two of the best comics ever ever in Ugg's honest opinion. Good taste.

Ugg absolutely adores Vertigo. Not really like comics in general, so many superhero comics super cheesy. But Sandman favorite comic of Ugg. Followed by Preacher. Preacher give Ugg's favorite character, Arseface. Most innocent character ever.

Introduction are in order.

Those sons of bitches.

Ugg not impressed with first trailer for Brave. The scenes themselves looked ok, but presentation and background music not to same caliber of previous Pixar films*

Ugg not time traveler in real life. That only in spin-off "Duggter Who". Ugg simply unfrozen and made immortal. Ugg not you know, erase history for convenience of comic book writers.

No idea what think of movie.