“Manchester City’s Financial Fair Play work-around”

Despite doling out reams of cash to players like David Villa and Frank Lampard, MLS debutant’s NYCFC hadn’t yet snared that big-name, face-of-the-franchise type player

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM IT WAS A BICYCLE KICK GOAL.

I tried to tell him.

Bless him for the work he puts in covering this amazing sport.

A positive MLS story on Deadspin? HOLY SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME!

That’s great, man.

That is the filthiest set piece I think I have ever seen. Can't stop watching.

Best set piece in MLS history?

Only an idiot like Billy Haisley could look at a team that’s never finished worse than 3rd in the WWC and decide it’s clearly that the players don’t understand tactical play, not that a bad coach hasn’t a clue how to best utilize her roster.

COLUMN: Billy Haisley Hates All American Soccer

You’re asking “what chance MLS has to compete” when it is already competing. MLS has expanded to 20 teams (nearly all of which have their own stadiums now), has signed several high profile international stars close to if not quite in their prime, and has average attendance figures on par with the Mexican, Argentinian,…

Son of a bitch, Billy. Did Don Garber or an MLS player fuck your girl? Nothing else can explain why you hate the league/suck UEFA’s dick so much.

It is very possible if you’re not an asshole

Sure, but “most people” don't know kaká

Is it possible to enjoy both the MLS and European soccer, or is this akin to that smug guy who went to Dublin, had a Guinness at the brewery, and now can’t touch the stuff in the states and declares that we’re all saps for not understanding how good it is over the Atlantic?

As a backup and rotation player. Did you miss the part about “90 minutes”?

MLS is a business. You don’t have to be very smart to understand why owners are not vehemently against the prospect of Americans being able to pay for a ticket to see Ronaldo in person in the United States. I don’t really think it’s supposed to signify anything beyond that.

a 33 yr old Ronaldo (barring major injuries) would still be.......




good

Billy Haisley, ladies and gentlemen.