Sorry to have burdened you with cool-looking sports content. Next time before grasping for content, I'll think to myself "what would a miserable piece of shit like ColaCan think of this? Would he deign to consume it? Or would he use part of his Saturday morning to comment on the pointlessness of the post itself,…

That was terrible.

Nah, it just sounded like a lil ol baby's tantrum, that's all. Oh, you also made a factual claim that is wholly lacking evidence. When Harvard hired Warren for a tenure track position, they did not claim her as a Native American on the relevant forms and at that point she had an exceptional CV.

I'm sorry your shitty…

Actually, no, it just sounded like you unthinkingly spouted a meaningless series of cliches that have been drummed into you, you Pavlovian right-winger you.

Where was the outrage when Scott Brown supporters used a ginned up non-story as an excuse to chant crazy racist shit?

Why does the Smithsonian institution centred on Indigenous art and culture include the word "Indian"? Why would it be wholly unacceptable at this point in history for a major First Nations organisation in Canada (or a related government entity) to use the word "Indian"?

And you're borderline illiterate, apparently.

Because there's nothing wrong with it. Indians call themselves Indians and Native Americans. But mostly Indians.

Why are people recommending this racist joke?

In my day, it was just the neighborhood kids in your grade who you went to school with. No biggie, since all the parents knew each other and hung out all the time anyway. You played sports, you ate, someone got hit in the face with a soccer ball, you moved on with life.

Ever not gift out a gift bag? The parents get as pissed off as the kids do.

Fucking right, good on them.

What about websites?

If everyone preparing to comment about Carmelo's zero assists could save themselves the words, and form an orderly line for me to kick them all in the balls, I would very much appreciate it.

"What if we cared about those living in poverty as much as we care about celebrities?"

It's no secret Jezebel isn't a big Lena Dunham fan.

So then why did he take them? Were they delicious amphetamines? He took them to perform better.

On growing up in pre-civil-rights-era Louisiana
“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and…

I understand these guys may come across as decent fellows, and I have plenty of friends/family/colleagues/acquaintances in my life (and social media feed) who prescribe to the same ethos. Their political beliefs fall right in line with some of the most virulently racist conservatives out there, so I'm wary of letting…

The second-greatest game winning kick in NFL history. The Lions were the victims of both.