Since when was Obama a bullfighter?

Since when was Obama a bullfighter?

VW Thing. Daihatsu Move Latte. Daihatsu Charade. Geely Rural Nanny. Great Wall Socool (not kidding). Great Wall Wingle. Great Wall Safe, Great Wall itself, really.

I'd buy that Aston if it came up for sale and went for a bargain. I've seen people buy VW busses that were witnesses to far more gruesome things. One that stands out in my mind involved an Arizona man who purchased a bus that - no joke - an old homeless man had died in. It was several days, possibly a couple weeks,…

The Bricklin SV-1 is my Deathrace car, because you can mount some missile launchers and assault rifles on the inside of the gullwing doors. And if I'm going to die in battle, I want to be surrounded by shag carpeting.

Actually, I've never seen a bond movie either, and it's not because I don't want to. I just always seem to miss them when they come on.

These cars aren't even in the same league, for more reasons than one. Sure, if they were the same price I'd take the Aston in a second, but I have a feeling that for the price of that Aston you could buy every Jensen FF ever made.

You may laugh, but it was more entertaining than a Consumer Reports review.

Most Iconic: Alfa Romeo Spider (Duetto)

This, of course, is no longer a Quattroporte, but rather a Biporte. Unless of course you count the bed a a method of entry (which you should), in which case it becomes an Infiniporte.

NO WAY! We have one of those in Portland, TN. It's been daily driven for the entire 10 years I've lived here, and I even snagged a low res pic of it yesterday that I was going to send in. The TN Chickamino is identical, only ours is blue instead of red and all advertising minus the chicken has been removed. It also…

A Prius looks like a blister on wheels. A convertible Prius will look like a burst blister on wheels. It's rather fitting, really, since blisters and Priuses are filled with the same thing.

Citroen. When our nation collapses into civil war and the roads are battered and war-torn, I need a car that rides smooth. Hydropneumatic smooth.

PCH: Baghdad

For the true Partriot, there's only one way to do it.

Definitely the Lincolns. All I would need is a couple of 61 hard tops and I've got my own little presidential motorcade.

It's like a Venus Fly trap, for people. I want to see it snap shut and digest them with a sticky, gelatinous acid.

But at least now all of the sharp plastic edges in the interior are soft to the touch!

My Million Dollar Mullet won't look right in a Targa! T-Tops or bust.

My Million-Dollar Mullet won't look right in a Targa. T-Tops or bust.