There is no way this won't be shit. I bet this will be the "Super Mario Bros. Movie" of the future.

@J4cK 0f He4rt5: I'm sorry, that should be BABIEZ.

Imagine: Party Babies.

On Firefox 3, the title in-tab reads:

Can some Americans explain to me what is so bad about GameStop? For me, more game stores is better than less, but I prefer Gamestation for their preowned stuff.

@Spidery_Yoda:

Dear Q Entertainment,

I have an AceKard2 for my DS Lite, and it is a fantastic piece of kit. I would never have gotten to play Elite Beat Agents if not for the awesomeness of flashcards. And also Chrono Trigger months before its UK release. I find it funny how a flashcard and a Micro SD is cheaper than a single DS game.

Meh. I'll wait for next-gen Crysis push pin art, if I may.

I bought Rez HD the day it came out, I owned it on PS2 and loved it, I was mortified when my PS2 stopped playing blue discs. Damn secret area.

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Suppose it makes sense, as the main character doesn't wear Recon, but ODST armour. Still sounds kinda silly though. But makes sense. But silly. But sensible.

@BPMΣ:

So 16 is the same color as 18? Great fucking move.

Cool, but please change XBox 360 to Xbox 360. It's the small things that annoy me. :D

@Wahrheit: The police aren't telling you that he slipped on a banana.

The best gaming-related Photoshop Phriday on Something Awful is Thinking With Portals.

The best bit of this post is the word fapping.

@DaoKaioshin: Now that's an award I'd love to win! :D

@Cheezsama: That's one hell of a big dartboard.