If I was getting paid to work out four-plus hours a day, I’d be cut like a superhero, too.

Be rich enough to afford a trainer--duh.

I also add The Man from Earth to this list.

Because this can’t be overstated, the regular white man that murdered over 40 innocent people who gathered to pray was taken alive.

This was white supremacy’s al Qaeda moment. They have now created the greatest recruitment video they’ll ever have. All that violence, all those people getting shot, and a bunch of shitheads are gonna slap some memes and pepe frogs and “sub to pewdiepie!” all over it to flood the internet and encourage their ranks.

I can only imagine how it feels to be aboriginal Australian or Maori and hear this guy talking about claiming the land as his and repelling an invasion.

Ed leaving with his father

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.

Oh, they must mean cases like Melania illegally working here.

You can make parachutes out of square paper napkins by opening them up and twisting all the corners together. Then grab them by the knot and flip them up to fill with air. You can also attach a tiny figurine to the parachute if it’s light enough. 8/

idris elba for geralt thnx

I mean, falsely reporting a crime is something you can be punished for. And he probably will be.

I’m so sick of hearing about the police murdering compliant people in total absence of wrongdoing. I’m even sicker of the fact that they get away with it.

Who’s going to play Geraldo Rivera?

Bare in mind, this is not the first time this franchise has been adapted into TV. There was a film and TV series that was made in 2001 and 2002 respectively. Granted neither are apparently very good. 

Do we know if this will be based on the story of the books or games, of if it will be a new story in the world?

Precious bodily fluids

Source please.

Trump went on to say that although the U.S. would certainly get its metaphorical hair mussed, there would be no more than ten to twenty million killed...depending on the breaks.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.