“Hey, ah, careful there with those, ah, ragtops there, comrade.”

Part of me feels like cruises are the new Branson.

Just getting what publicity he can while a few people still want to pay attention to him. In DFW we have to put up with him in commercials for an AC/Plumber/Electrician business.

Baja Bug*

At this point, I was so consumed with rage and frustration that I drove off the road, onto a median, let the car stop by bumping into a tree,

I mean, obviously

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Fine. Amazon Pulley-With-Teeth

“Where too Miss Daisy?”

Star Wars - Storm Trooper “bonks” their head.

That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.

Easy. He was doing this work in the garage.

Bet you're fun at parties.

“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Tsk, tsk - not very widely read, are we?

It’s a ‘rigid air ship’!

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…