Fine. Amazon Pulley-With-Teeth

“Where too Miss Daisy?”

That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.

Easy. He was doing this work in the garage.

Bet you're fun at parties.

“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Tsk, tsk - not very widely read, are we?

my time to shine!!! I worked for *INSERT OEM HERE* as a release engineer for weatherstrips, and DLO’s those chrome strips around the windows are not so easy to change color, they aren’t like a bumper, or insert on the side of the car. they are almost always stainless steel or aluminum usually stretch-bent or stamped.…

THE PORNHUB 500: COME FIRST, AND COME REGULARLY

It is. It’s a little subdued, color-wise. I think it falls under the color classification of brown, just a little desaturated. It’s probably the color I’ll choose if I decide to pick one up.

The sales even includes a “Yellow Rose of Texas” edition! I assume that one is the most sought after.

Hah, Yellow Rose.

I found a higher res version

You get a star for the tactful use of an old Jalop meme.

Translation:

Like all Jeep concepts it has ZERO production prospects.

“That’s the spirit!”