Kelly Moss built an offloading 911, it’s called the Safari RS, and it was built to go off road on some guys ranch, it has a gun rack, a big lift kit, off road tires, rally lights, winch, oh and a GT3 Cup car exhaust, so it sounds like an animal. It is a really neat car, one of the coolest modified 911s I have ever…

Came here to post this.

At least until you go around ruining it with cigarettes, McDonalds, and malodorous deeds too terrible to speak of.

SLOTH LOVE ANDREW

Your roommate hates suspension components and I hate him

This is good kinja

But....those are functional scoops...

no, still annoying

Spare some wifi mister?

False. THIS is a proper Continental.

This reminds me of a bachelor party I attended. As a joke someone breaks out a video titled “hands on a hardbody”, well it wasn't what anyone expected. Instead of what might have been probably real bad porn, we instead were treated to a documentary type movie about a contest revolving around keeping their hands on a…

That’s the Zumwalt’s sister ship, the U.S.S. Beldar.

At Durex.

Also don’t forget putting pictures up on the wall.

Put it up on the wall, looks good, turn around for one second and it is buried in the bookshelf text or has disappeared entirely.

And then your angry neighbors from Jezebel show up because you were watching a jello wrestling match and they could see it through your…

That's cray

I wanted to get it up as fast as I could once it dropped! Sorry!

A warrant has been issued for your arrest by the Grammar Inquisition. Your crime: Misuse of hyperbole.

Are you lost?