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Does this picture change constantly?

It kinda looks like the driver was driving with both feet. The front left wheel looks to be locked while the back is turning. Maybe they're that inexperienced that they were pushing both pedals and didn't know how to counter-steer.

Who let the gardener park his truck out front again?!

Need more mirror.

That video had a better twist than an M. Night Shyamalan flick. Bravo sir, bravo.

Also, the interior lights are bright, and bold, and beautiful, particularly the ones that constantly stay illuminated to remind you that you have "ABS" and "TRACTION CONTROL." Occasionally, those two are joined by one that says "CHECK ENGINE," which comes on to emphasize the fact that, by God, your vehicle is powered…

Wert Drive: engaged.

"All we know is it was a silver Jeep"

Me too. I could kill for some City Chicken. Or do I want the City Shrimp?

I think it's pronounced "Mongorian Fwick".

Creepy Dad wants a hand-touch too.

No folding windshield? To improve aerodynamics?!?!

There's the real crime. Arrest that man!

Back-handed compliments always welcome.

Music to a Tesla owner's ears:

Yeah, I work on this new prototype... for this thing called LeMans... you've probably never heard of it...

So... close...

So it only stands to reason that we, as Americans, would want vehicles like this, because we are obsessed with fuel economy, and the environment, and saving the planet, and helping the rainforests, provided that it means we don't have to curtail our shower usage.

NOT ENOUGH ALCANTARA