Haha true. That's the only type of coffee my roommate buys. Way expensive but they'll pay for it. The knives weren't that bad but I could see the Buck knife they have on there getting used more than Douk-Douk one. Some I could see never getting used and just laid out on a coffee table next to a coaster. Hahaha now I…

Why do all the product descriptions read like the back of an organic, free-trad bag of coffee?

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It's because, like me, Patrick is from Texas. We Texans promote other Texans and Texan products. Patriotism? Maybe. Texanism? Yes.

You're so badass!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Win, AMC Eagle, YOU MUST WIN!!!

Great idea for the masses that hate dealers and service centers. There's a shit-ton of people that feel that way too. I don't really understand why he would not want to make at least some profit in the service department but still keep his quality high. Tesla might be a lot bigger if they made money on both the front…

They don't have to, but it would give people absolutely nothing to talk about regarding Texas and Tesla.

Ah gotcha, must've missed that one.

Then why doesn't Tesla award someone the rights to sell their cars? Has nobody come forward that wants to open a Tesla store? There's money to be made in the Democratic People's Republic of Austin...

So why doesn't Tesla start opening up actual dealerships in Texas? That question's probably been asked a million times, just never heard the answer.

For the last time, the Goodyear is filled with non-flammable HELIUM!

"Am I really a superspy living in a fugue state a la that Archer/Bob's Burgers crossover episode?"

It's pronounced "South By".

Speak the truth, brother. You have no idea how many people come in looking for a recall fix that the manufacturer hasn't put out yet.

It's like a Jeep, only it breaks down more often and is harder to get parts for. Also their fans have a great sense of humor, right? Please don't hurt me?

Not necessarily cool, but just had to...

RIGHT IN THE NOSE

Awesome. Now I have to read about his adventures in his cars more often. Does he not know what he does to people? I spent three hours looking for a Ferrari 308 after he bought his 360 and tried to rationalize the purchase. His writings have caused me to day-dream at the office more than I thought possible.