Finally, a non violently pornographic comment. Thank you, sir.

If there's already a supplemental draft, why not just have a shorter draft?

What's the female version of a lax bro supposed to be called?

Here's what's going to happen:

Thank god these smart guys spent all of their time making a machine that solves Rubik's cubes.

Never have a live television show go on chat roulette.

Considering the goatee, did anyone not see it coming?

We're going to find you, Fisher.

Chachki Chachki Chachki.

He is the real life version of a kid learning how to play NBA 2K video games.

He'd make a better quarterback than Tim Tebow.

It's like Andrew Bynum's time in Philadelphia all over again. Except Jets fans are probably glad Sanchez is on the bench.

I worked at a second hand video game store. I've seen consoles with spiders, ants, cockroaches, and gnats. Some people don't take care of their shit. Imagine if 1/1000 defective consoles are returned with some sort of infestation. If it takes a while to get to that one box and discover the horrible shit that's been…

It's been rough for her since The Drew Carey Show ended.

This sounds a lot like Chet Haze "not" making creepy comments on Reddit.

First you try to ruin porn for me. Now you're trying to ruin Vodka Samm.

I think that's actually just a husky girl.

The real title should be "Some Jagoff Recorded a Video of Some Yinzer Celebrating the Pirates' Win Jumping Off a Bridge in MOTHERFUCKING PORTRAIT MODE"

I guess we'll have to wait for a sequel to the prequel.