Or just use Google Contacts, and both Hangouts and voice will pull the appropriate data from that one source.

Can you say CLASS ACTION?

Airborne fart squirts?

"Let me show you" ..... then he NEVER DOES.

I just saw a hipster store in Seattle's University Village selling a SINGLE DIY'd Corona bottle-glass for about $20.
Even in yuppy hipster stores, those glasses STILL look exceedingly whisky tango.

On your mobile phone, tell Google Voice Search: "DO A BARREL ROLL"

I use it all the time.
Though I love Nova Launcher's gestures far too much to switch to Google's launcher.
(Nova's 'Pinch in' gesture to launch drawer allows me to get rid of the persistent drawer icon, which is nice for creating a CLEAN minimalist interface.)

Anyways, I've since switched my 'Single finger swipe up' Nova…

"When does Whole Foods close?"

Don't forget that Google searches are historically contextually smart.
You can say "Whole foods near me" and get the location nearest you, THEN say "When does it close?" and the SECOND result will tell you the closing time of the subject for the first (without any mention of "Whole Foods"…

Milk was also used as a paint base. But both points are moot.
Cleaning or gunking a disposal isn't comparable to creating paint.
Many items have multiple uses, just because it's useful in one scenario doesn't mean it shouldn't be used in another.

My Nexus7 (and Nexus5 for that matter) are awesome remotes.
XBMC + Yatse = WIN.

Of course, I cut the cord to cable six years ago so everything I need for entertainment is provided by either my library (on XBMC) Netflix (on XBMC), Youtube (on XBMC), Amazon Prime Streaming(...xbmc again), or via the occasionally (rarely)…

That's it. I'm moving to Greenland.

The difference: Neither cars, electricity, nor airplanes would be capable of hovering outside your window remotely looking for the slightest bit of probable cause to allow the state to abuse its power.

As much as optimists like to think that all officers are good, there is NO DENYING that more often than not, law…

If you don't have a love for puzzles, don't bother.
If you want to be a truly great coder, it's not about knowing the answers, it's about knowing how to come to them yourself in the best way possible for the problem at hand.
And if you don't enjoy the process, your work will be pure shit.

Purple urine.
The statement that there is no such thing is FALSE.
If your urine is purple, then it was exposed to ultraviolet light and you have acute intermittent porphyria.
There is no cure, but you really should still stop peeing outside and go see a doctor.

Yeah, NO.

Fuckers PEE everywhere in hotel (let alone MOTEL) rooms.
I once had a job interview in another state and had to iron my shirt.
Yeah, boiling piss is a VERY RECOGNIZABLE smell.
If someone will pee in an iron, they damn well WILL pee in the water reservoir of a coffee maker.

I nap after my morning alarm, for about 9 minutes.
...no 18 minutes... I mean 27...
Okay, actually 90 minutes.

I nap after my morning alarm, for about 9 minutes.
...no 18 minutes... I mean 27...
Okay, actually 90 minutes.

I nap after my morning alarm, for about 9 minutes.
...no 18 minutes... I mean 27...
Okay, actually 90 minutes.

Poorly placed camera ignorant blind rage, I dub thee "retard rage".

NEVER HATE ON ORIENTATION
You should actually be hating on YouTube's placing of black-bars (just so they can have standardized advertisements), not hating on someone for choosing the most appropriate orientation for the subject they're shooting.

A friend of mine won the lottery once.
Doesn't mean scratch tickets are a reliable source of income.

Just because it happened to someone, once, in one geographic region...in particular special conditions, doesn't mean it is likely to (or WILL) happen to someone else, with with different cooking, serving, and eating…