Plus a shiny exterior.
Irony is it doesn't have a fruity logo.

Ignorance of the features the competition has does not equate to those features not existing.

A very basic one (as the tip already acknowledges), yes.
But if the window you're dragging below the translucent taskbar has more info (such as an actual percentage, or estimated completion time) then you get that info as well.

And then, there's also the point that some apps don't show their progress in the taskbar…

From the tip...

Holy fuck no #4.
Build a small shed in back, along with your lawnmower (which obviously wouldn't be in the pictured garage).
Don't put rakes and metal tools in the close quarters next to your car (unless you own a beater... which... why are you garaging a beater anyways).

Isn't that clear from the provided screenshot (first frame)?

It was Bad Dog. It came in a screensaver pack with After Dark (The flying toaster screensaver software.)

Recommending an iPhone as a solution for anything just masks the issue in a troll veil.
Especially in comment in an Android specific blog article where the commenter had to go out of his way to post it.

For the bullet points:

"[A] smartphones is a better pc than [a] PC ever was or will be"???

BULLSHIT

Sorry to burst your bubble (JK... I'm not), but you have NO BASIS for comparison if your entire (laughable) use-case is defined by A SMARTPHONE.

Seriously.
That statement has always been and WILL ALWAYS BE laughable.
It's a smartphone user's…

Starchart URL is malformed.
It's got an additional %20play mid-url (making it appear to be for play.com instead of play.google.com).

Using "Jenny's Number" is a waste. Just sign up for Google Voice and get a new number. Then if there are any points associated with the purchase (such as credits for gas discounts, etc) then you can save by getting those points as well.

There's no reason a media organization application like iTunes should require anything but the most basic hardware.
Requiring beefy hardware to run simple software is a clear sign of sloppy coding and inefficient software.

Using the wifi antenna and turning off data actually has other benefits.
Such as the fact it will actually save battery.
Since the range of wifi is designed to be smaller than cell-data, wifi antennas don't have to transmit as strong a signal as the data antenna does.
So between the two, the power wifi uses will always…

huh. I just use a tester.

Does "Should I Remove It" list itself, after all other recommended bloatware is removed?
If so, bravo.

Wouldn't it be wise to have these scanned images available on your local device as well as in your cloud account?
Internet access isn't always guaranteed locally, let alone abroad.
And the last thing a foreign border security force will likely do, would be to just give internet access to someone they are questioning,…

What browser do you use?
Have you tried searching the page for "$0"?
When I do that with Chrome it highlights every $0 on the page, which should save you MUCH more time than skimming for "FREE"...

You don't need a standalone unitasker app taking up space, to do that.
Android's Tasker can easily silence the phone during a specific time.
I even have mine set up to silence my phone whenever it detects I have a calendar event scheduled with *interview*, *movie* or *silence* in the title. Then all I have to do is…

Plex, XBMC and many others are free.
Which beats $35 any day (unless the user doesn't already have a computer to run them on, which is unlikely).

Still, it's a pretty cool and very tempting product.
The reviews will be interesting. :-D