Since (as mentioned) it's neither the largest, nor the fastest...

True. But only since no OS has anything "Metro".

Why would you want a touch-incompatible, overpriced Apple computer that is running an OS that is older than Windows XP?

Totally agree.

Can you please just stop complaining about the WHOLE FUNCTION of news aggregation blogs?

Drag your taskbar up so it is temporarily twice as tall.

Tofurky vs Turkey. :-p

Before San Fran is turned into New York (not a good thing), they should be putting in place rent controls to keep management companies from pulling the bullshit "we're only INCREASING the rent YET AGAIN to be 'competitive' with the other complexes (we own) in the area".

If you're drinking wine from a sippy-cup, you have a problem.

Just so everyone knows.... this guy doesn't speak for all Americans.

As much as I love Android, and like seeing cross-platform code (which this isn't).

Nope.

Hence...the derp derp derp.

Some of the other decks were animated too. (But yes, that was by far the best. :-D)

Luck has little to do with it.

Oblig.

For add to the "Here's what you can do" section...

To make sure your submission goes to the right place...

DERP.

Well put!