It has.

An awesome start.

Obviously you have no education in earth sciences or biology.

Meh. Sharpies aren't permanent on glass.

If you could carry your groceries to the checkout, you can carry them to your car.

First one to glue googlie-eyes on it to make Clippy headphones wins a cookie.

Are we supposed to be surprised by this?

Never said they didn't have that right.

Andrew, fail!

And get fired after a year for always being on the new employee learning-curve, and unable to OWN your projects and take on serious responsibility.

Ever since the first iPad and the iPhone4, Apple has been merely coasting, letting iFans fervor drive their profits.

Notice when signs are requesting vs explicitly stating a law.

It's good for students, soccer-moms and grandparents who do little more than what the iPad offers (but want features offered by a traditional computer... like USB device compatibility).

Agreed. The RT is far more capable than the iPad ever will be.

Doesn't need to be room-sized...

Sounds like you don't actually hate headphones,

"In particular, the lock-screen notifications really bug me—there's no way to see if you've gotten more than one message."

For movies I use a flat file structure:

Seriously?

Sierra and/or Relic TOTALLY need to port the series to mobile.