I’d love it if they could just release a patch fixing the integration issues with Windows 10. Myself and a lot of other users can’t even load up the game. We’ve done all the fixes support has suggested, and still the games crashes every time it hits the authentication screen.

My manager is a die hard STL Ratbird fan. On Halloween he was forced to wear a Cubs shirt for the day. This man will be crying today over the thought that he might have been a good luck charm for his most hated team.

Of special note, games stores have access to a limited edition version of the guide with an alternate cover.

I know that I’m late to the party, but I felt inspired to make this.

Muffin Button.

It’s the only way to save the mountain from those greedy land developers!

Soundproof basement.

I find this “driving whilst X” fascinating. It could serve as an example for why other enjoyable and mildly addicting things should be authorized and rolled at a slow pace, say on a state by state basis rather than a blanket federal legalization.... I’m talking about pot.

Delicious blood and organs?

Someone getting their ducks in a row.

I appreciate the effort Nintendo. Really, I do. But I think I’ll just buy a pitendo instead.

The only time to specifically wash your hands in the shower is after you’ve finished attempting to impregnate your shower drain. At that time the soap helps to wash away the shame and remove the last traces of your discarded proto-children.

I spoke with a player yesterday that related a story of how earlier in the day he had to quickly run across a 5-lane road to throw a ball at a Tauros before it ran off.

Dude’s got a dark history fraught with death and conspiracy.

That’s how you show your boss what you really feel about being a ‘team player’.

Oddly enough, you usually only get splashback if you are too far away from the bowl or have forceful vomiting reminiscent of Linda Blair in the Exorcist.

Thank you. I live in Missouri. F*** the Cards and their fans.

I doubt this shitbag will be able to tell the difference between authentic cards and Chinese counterfeits (which get better and better every day).

I’m also quite familiar with this phenomenon, I used to call it a “donkey attitude”. Oddly I encountered it more often in Chinese students than any other nationality. Really not trying to stereotype here, I just wonder if it’s a unique cultural quirk that says ‘ignore all societal norms’.

What kind of sandwich?