It’s the only way to save the mountain from those greedy land developers!

Soundproof basement.

Here’s an old reference to a movie that made me afraid of swimming when I was a child. Creepshow 2 (The Raft scene).

I find this “driving whilst X” fascinating. It could serve as an example for why other enjoyable and mildly addicting things should be authorized and rolled at a slow pace, say on a state by state basis rather than a blanket federal legalization.... I’m talking about pot.

Delicious blood and organs?

Someone getting their ducks in a row.

I appreciate the effort Nintendo. Really, I do. But I think I’ll just buy a pitendo instead.

The only time to specifically wash your hands in the shower is after you’ve finished attempting to impregnate your shower drain. At that time the soap helps to wash away the shame and remove the last traces of your discarded proto-children.

I spoke with a player yesterday that related a story of how earlier in the day he had to quickly run across a 5-lane road to throw a ball at a Tauros before it ran off.

Dude’s got a dark history fraught with death and conspiracy.

That’s how you show your boss what you really feel about being a ‘team player’.

Oddly enough, you usually only get splashback if you are too far away from the bowl or have forceful vomiting reminiscent of Linda Blair in the Exorcist.

Thank you. I live in Missouri. F*** the Cards and their fans.

I doubt this shitbag will be able to tell the difference between authentic cards and Chinese counterfeits (which get better and better every day).

Sadly, these comics were only obtainable at ComicCons and not your local comicbook retailer. I need these in my collection but ebay prices are ludicrous.

No Farscape and no 80s/90s classic cartoons (specifically Galaxy Rangers) ... space is truly lonely.

Can confirm: Gave Cap an over-the-pants handy, became the Winter Soldier. 9/10 Would handy again.

I’m also quite familiar with this phenomenon, I used to call it a “donkey attitude”. Oddly I encountered it more often in Chinese students than any other nationality. Really not trying to stereotype here, I just wonder if it’s a unique cultural quirk that says ‘ignore all societal norms’.

Finally! A Squirrel Girl that doesn’t look like art from a child’s coloring book.

What kind of sandwich?