Geez Louise, settle the fuck down. It was a fuckin’ joke. Calm your tits.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

Now this is two separate posts about the show that has NOTHING to do with the VW/Audi show that actually occurs there. Jalopnik, did you even go to the real show, or did you just send reporters to watch all the tagalongs fuck up Ocean City? There are always insane builds at the real show that deserve media coverage,…

Ahem.

I actually put my money where my mouth is, as I have owned a 1984 Rabbit GTI for 4 years.

I was in my late teens early twenties when this cameout...

I think you’re thinking of the “Lambada.” That was the forbidden dance. The Macarena is the lame dance your parents would do.

Chevy has been kind of stingy over the years when it comes to handing out its venerated SS badge

Why? Or are you one of these people who can only be friends with people who hold the same political beliefs? How boring. And how insecure you must be in your beliefs that you can only tolerate the company of the like-minded.

R.I.P. dude. Let’s now think of happier times in your career.

Right, because the image of a flaming Mercedes is what helps their brand...at the home race for their main sponsor...when they could have clinched the Constructors title. Right.

Or, do what I do and stay clear of the internet until I’ve seen it

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

In 2009, Michigan place kicker Brendan Gibbons raped a female student. Taylor Lewan, Gibbons’ roommate at the time, then called the victim and threatened to rape her again if she pressed charges.

Going to watch this video a million times and just sort of softly cry for a bit. Too young.

As long as Drew Magary doesn’t leave it doesn’t matter. The rest are all dime a dozen writers that can easily be replaced by anyone

Oh yeah?

I know that jet fuel can’t, but this HOT TAEK definitely can melt steel beams.

Just like that pop life, I’m not gonna fade out