What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

Sure! The cop’s fingerprint who taped the pieces together to make it easier to ID the car ;)

If I had the money to buy Gawker, Biddle would be demoted to janitor and I’d make Burneko chain pizza reviewer for the duration of his employment

Personally, I’d be happy with less Top Gear stuff on Jalopnik, but that’s just me.

Right on

The first batch of V60 Polestars that were announced for the US a couple years back sold out sight unseen.

I also put my money where my mouth is and buy wagons too.

It’s a 996.

Extra buck for chips? Who are you? A Saudi royal?

I apologize that someone came round to your house, put a knife to your throat, and forced you to read it.

I worked in a warehouse and drove a forklift for a couple years, and now I sell forklifts for a living. When I read this headline and even the story before I got to the line about him making it out with only a scrape, I feared they amputated his foot or his leg. Forklifts are absolutely nothing to fuck with. If your…

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I think you are safe. At least as far as I'm concerned there is a big difference between properly lowering a car and "stancing" a car.

Wait, I thought he was his brother?

1. That picture was poking fun at the guests who were busy on snapchat while standing on a hot pit lane, some with their backs turned, as amateur racers flew past them. Rarely do people get such access at an F1 track, and they were doing that instead. I felt it was good to include.

Thanks. What would we do without your suggestions.

Are you also frightened of the wind, or trees?

Pulling for Juan Pablo Montoya to win another 500.

Completely Hamilton’s fault. His ambition outweighed his talent. You can make one move, which Rosberg did. Once Rosberg started making the move, the gap was gone before Hamilton ever got a nose in there. Why Hamilton didn’t back off and try to get to the outside was inexplicable. He seemed to be deadset on trying to…

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.