“And Noah gathered the dingers, two by two...”

#millennials will connect with this

now, I’m not even a casually spiritual person

I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

The guy turned around a hellhole state like Ohio. He should get credit for that.

The automatic transmission.

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING HORSE CARS.

Red Sox slugger David Ortiz will be receiving gifts from MLB teams for his farewell season—the funniest outcome would be the Yankees giving him nothing

Papelbon hasn’t been a member of the Red Sox for 5 years. The rest of us have moved on.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

I say they ban you permanently for this post.

And before that...before television, you might be a Yankees fan but unless you lived in NYC there was little chance you were going to see them in person. You followed them in the paper and listened to them on the radio when they were on on. Back then the minors leagues were a big deal. If you lived in a city with a…

Evans had a successful TV presenting and production career in the UK in the ‘90s and fit the zeitgeist quite well. He did very well, financially, from radio deals later on and now hosts the flagship morning program on BBC Radio 2.

It’s none of my business who he sleeps with. Although I bet Matthew Broderick is pretty upset.

Thanks, I will try the veal.

Finger is on the trigger. That man should not be allowed in decent society.

wow... this day needs to be over. i’ve clearly lost it. not even going to edit.

DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

Ok....let me explain

I will lose my shit if Jalopnik goes out like Gawker. What makes me laugh is how Gawker will trash other websites, most notably Vice. They talk down on Vice, meanwhile Vice comes up with original articles. Vice has people reporting from hotspots like Iraq or Africa when the Ebola virus was running rampant.